Person: Can I have that?
Person: You know what, never mind…
And that’s how I get people to stop asking for my stuff!
Can we take a minute to thank the guy who invented this?
But I just have one quick question: What’s the point in making it if things are closer then what they appear.
That’s like buying paint and it says on the side “This color is darker than what it appears,”
Or like buying food and it says “There’s less then what it appears,”
But that’s one of the many things I always questioned.
I just thought of something really random:
What if our pets started talking?
I know for sure I would be fucking screwed!!!!!!
They’ve heard/ and seen too much!
What happens if they get pissed at me because I won’t leave them alone,
So they decide to tell my parents everything they’ve seen!
MY LIFE WILL BE OVER!
But your conspiracy is over!
I need to stop watching Animal Planet and Adventure Time back to back -_-
That’s how normal girls handle break-ups
This is how I handle break-ups
More effective right?
My cats are imitating each other,
I swear, something is wrong with both of them.
But I still Lub them :)
When you realize that life pre-destined you to be fucked up before you could even exit the womb. And for it’s enjoyment, it laughs while you have to live it.
Life’s A Bitch Ain’t It?
I take that as a yes Kai :)
A Vibrator needs you!!!!!!
Does anybody else remember this song?
Like out of nowhere, I was singing this last night XD
What The Hell happened to this girl!!!!!
As a friend we all have to listen to their problems, like non stop.
And They Go on forever right????
And On Top of that you have to actually listen like you care!
Well I got tired of doing it. My friend was talking about how lonely she was because she didn’t have a boyfriend. I slipped out and said, “You just haven’t found the right vibrator yet,”
That was the exact look she gave me. Then when I realized what I said, I quickly played it off.
And walked out by saying, “I have to use the bathroom”
Oh my random moments with friends never fail me XD
And that is why you check your stuff before you post it on Facebook!
At least it was a funny fail XD